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by Colm on December 5, 2011 at 11:47 pm
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    I butt dial my wife all the time. Need to be careful what I say.

    • Colm
      December 6, 2011, 3:14 pm | #

      ya really do, your butt could accidentally help your wife spy on you. ASSPIONAGE!

  2. George
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    Hahaha! He’s gonna be in such trouble when he gets home. Especially if he says he’s tried and light-headed. 🙂 I used to have a bad habit of butt-calling people. Now with my new phone, I can’t call anyone even when I try. 🙂

    • Colm
      December 6, 2011, 6:36 pm | #

      “whattya mean you’re too tired? that’s supposed to be MY excuse!!” he’s dead meat for sure!

  3. Tim Green
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    Well, at least he didn’t butt dial her from his doctor’s office. “Bend over and you’ll feel a stiff prick.”

    • Colm
      December 6, 2011, 9:15 pm | #

      HA or while being pulled over for drink driving “please blow in to this sir”

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    Lets hope the marriage lasts.

    • Colm
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      as long as he doesn’t butt dial her while donating….other fluids.

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