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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2012 04:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; OH MAN! A NEW COMIC!]]></description>
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		<title>Shrink Doctored</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I guess I messed up and can&#8217;t do a comic this week. Also, go to here: http://sascomic.com/256]]></description>
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		<title>Red Faced</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 03:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; True story. Check out my latest over on SAS! http://sascomic.com/252]]></description>
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<p>True story.</p>
<p>Check out my latest over on SAS! <a href="http://sascomic.com/252" target="_blank">http://sascomic.com/252</a></p>
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		<title>Mete and Greet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; also, go to here: http://sascomic.com/234]]></description>
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<p>also, go to here: <a href="http://sascomic.com/234" target="_blank">http://sascomic.com/234</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 04:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Oh look, I also have a comic here: http://sascomic.com/221]]></description>
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<p>Oh look, I also have a comic here: <a href="http://sascomic.com/221" target="_blank">http://sascomic.com/221</a></p>
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					<description><![CDATA[Check out a review a nice fella did of the site: Yourwebcomics.com]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out a review a nice fella did of the site: <a href="http://www.yourwebcomics.com/2012/03/16/colmics-com-webcomic-review/" target="_blank">Yourwebcomics.com</a></p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Colm]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[Check out Bearman&#8217;s guest comic over on SAS Comics: http://sascomic.com/203]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out Bearman&#8217;s guest comic over on SAS Comics: <a title="http://sascomic.com/203" href="http://sascomic.com/203" target="_blank">http://sascomic.com/203</a></p>
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		<title>Upsell</title>
		<link>https://colmics.com/?p=256</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Colm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 05:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[aaaand here&#8217;s my latest for Short Attention Span: http://sascomic.com/199]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aaaand here&#8217;s my latest for Short Attention Span: <a title="http://sascomic.com/199" href="http://sascomic.com/199" target="_blank">http://sascomic.com/199</a></p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Colm]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; This conversation actually happened. Also, check out the latest over on Short Attention Span: http://sascomic.com/187]]></description>
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<p>This conversation actually happened.</p>
<p>Also, check out the latest over on Short Attention Span: <a href="http://sascomic.com/187">http://sascomic.com/187</a></p>
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